I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
