Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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