the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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