so that wasnt chicken after all
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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