how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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