i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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