Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So squirting runs in the family.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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