We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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