Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i out mim tonsoeep
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