i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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