just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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