i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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