idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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