no, he came in my armpit
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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