So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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