how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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