I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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