Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I wish I could teleport
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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