her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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