she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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