shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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