There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Who wears a wallet chain?!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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