let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Randomize