yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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