super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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