I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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