ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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