Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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