Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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