im about as happy as oj after his trial
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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