I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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