May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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