Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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