i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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