windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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