I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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