Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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