If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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