I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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