New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
