the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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