I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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