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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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