these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize