but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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