But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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