I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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