i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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