i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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