remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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