how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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