So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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