Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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