Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You made out with two different species that night
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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