p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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