That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to walk on stilts...naked
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Randomize
