If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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