He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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