I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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