Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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